Dircks and Kemp plays original hard rock, punk, and funk.

Dircks and Kemp doesn't talk between songs.

Dircks and Kemp knows how to make you dance.

Dircks and Kemp prefers words like "throbbing" and "moist" over trying to save the world.

Dircks and Kemp is absolutely old enough to know better.

Dircks and Kemp knows which way is up but would rather get down.

Dircks and Kemp doesn't have to go home, but it can't stay here.

Dircks and Kemp doesn't strictly make kids' music for sociopaths, but also it doesn't not.